magicalnaturetour:

Hey Buddy, wanna hangout? by Josh via Cute Overload

Sloth time again!

totesyourmate:

Snow Owl - Gif by TotesYourMate

Poor owl is getting snowed on!

totesyourmate:

Snow Owl - Gif by TotesYourMate

Poor owl is getting snowed on!

If I gain one more pound I won’t be able to fit into my fat pants.

My best man-child friend just asked me if my middle finger ever gets puckered from you-know-what.  So I asked him if his hand ever gets blistered.  And then I felt bad when he replied that his girth isn’t manly enough for that. :( And I was going to slap him and everything.

Sounds like fun, right?  Ugh.

You should only get cancer, I hope you get cancer! (by bcruze)

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New Rules

I laid down the law with a friend of mine today.  This friend has been in my life since jr high, with a suspicious 17-year absence, and has gotten my hackles up over what is respectful behavior.  So…I told him that if ANYONE makes me feel like they are not respecting my feelings about ANYTHING, then they are GONE.  If I catch someone lying to me and it can’t be justified by falling under a white lie category, then they are GONE.    If I tell someone that I am bothered by something they are doing or NOT doing, and they do not ACT to change it, they are GONE.  I don’t care how fucking long I’ve known you or how much you swear you’re my best friend on the planet.  You will be gone from my life.  The end.